Cognitive Research Institute

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Would you like a quick memory screening? We can help you make sure you'll actually remember this week. The Cognitive Research Institute has deployed a desert station to conduct daily field studies on human memory from a fully shaded research station staffed by clipboard-wielding statisticians in lab coats. Drop in during the week for a cognitive assessment and maybe a brain massage or two. Submit an unwanted memory for ceremonial destruction in the MDU-7, our clinical apparatus that is proven to be 100% effective except for ????????? and ???????????????????. Monday: memory journaling. Wednesday: memory auction. Friday: Memory Burn ceremony. The tone is institutional, the forms are voluminous and the experience is real. Walk-ins welcome. Walk-outs vary.